Back in my day...

uvsiren:

Discworld

tonedintexas:

Monsanto’s Aspartame and Phenylalanine Business is now owned by Pzizer (Listerine)
 Say No to Diet/Sugar Free.
 

Okay, I hate to be on Monsanto’s side. I mean, I REALLY hate to be on Monsanto’s side. You have no idea how much I hate being on Monsanto’s side.
But you know what? Ecoli don’t deficate. These genetically modified viruses DO release it as a waste product, but it’s closer to sweat or mucus than shit. Also, these studies were based on being fed almost purely said milk with aspertame in it, and in a concentration that made it somewhat close to sludge. So of course that were malnuorished and suffering from various issues at the end.
And you know what else is produced by gmod Ecoli as a waste product? My fucking insulin. The stuff I inject myself with ‘cuz of Type 1 Diabetes. I would die if not for gmods, so fuck you and all you fearmongering pricks who want to kill me.

tonedintexas:

Monsanto’s Aspartame and Phenylalanine Business is now owned by Pzizer (Listerine)

Say No to Diet/Sugar Free.

 

Okay, I hate to be on Monsanto’s side. I mean, I REALLY hate to be on Monsanto’s side. You have no idea how much I hate being on Monsanto’s side.

But you know what? Ecoli don’t deficate. These genetically modified viruses DO release it as a waste product, but it’s closer to sweat or mucus than shit. Also, these studies were based on being fed almost purely said milk with aspertame in it, and in a concentration that made it somewhat close to sludge. So of course that were malnuorished and suffering from various issues at the end.

And you know what else is produced by gmod Ecoli as a waste product? My fucking insulin. The stuff I inject myself with ‘cuz of Type 1 Diabetes. I would die if not for gmods, so fuck you and all you fearmongering pricks who want to kill me.

pinkapi:

This is important.

dorkly:

succubustykisses:

Full cosplay photo! I’ve made a lot of people laugh today and it makes me happy!

7 Awesome Pregnancy Cosplays
Have a bun in the oven and wanna dress up as Cake from Adventure Time? No worries, these cool mamas-to-be show how to make a baby bump the coolest cosplay accessory.
To see the rest, click here!

dorkly:

succubustykisses:

Full cosplay photo! I’ve made a lot of people laugh today and it makes me happy!

7 Awesome Pregnancy Cosplays

Have a bun in the oven and wanna dress up as Cake from Adventure Time? No worries, these cool mamas-to-be show how to make a baby bump the coolest cosplay accessory.

To see the rest, click here!

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  • Charmander: Who was your first Pokemon?
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  • Butterfree: What moment in the anime do you consider the saddest?
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  • Meowth: Which evil organization is your favourite?
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  • Meloetta: What is your favourite Pokemon song from the anime/movies?
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mylifeaskriz:

3ch0-lokshun:

speakintongueandcheek:

shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

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NOT ALL COOKIES

OH MY GOODNESS

fuckyeahtoronto:

misspelledlife: SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

jonnovstheinternetI’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

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artemuscainpotato:

thehomestuckwhovian:

Anybody else remember this episode? In it, a female villain called Femme Fatale is stealing millions of dollars in Susan B. Anthony coins. Naturally, the Powerpuff Girls go to stop her. She then convinces them that men are all horrible because female superheroes aren’t as well known as male superheroes, even asking Blossom to name some to where her only answer is Wonder Woman.

They start acting bitter, refusing to do chores when the Professor asks and even telling the Mayor to save the town himself. Ms. Bellum and Ms. Keane talk to the girls and basically explain that being mean to guys won’t do anything and that isn’t the kind of message feminists should put out.

They proceed to beat up Femme Fatale while giving her a history lesson about Susan B. Anthony, the story where she voted and was found guilty because women couldn’t vote back then, but when the judge wanted to let her off easily because she was a woman, she forced them to take her to jail. The girls handle her and the lesson is that misandry will not stop misogny and we all should just respect each other.

And it fell on Tumblr’s deaf ears.

Hasn’t PPG been off the air longer than Tumblr’s been around?

featherquillinkpot:

satsukitomoe:

matching icons for u and ur friends

I can’t help but feel as though my icon would be Mako, considering I make a face similar to that every time that you make a pun.

You make that face whenever ANYONE makes a pun. But puns are awesome,

jenniferrpovey:

alexofeddis:

thescienceoffandom:

Here are some basics on herd immunity, and here is some more technical research if you’re interested in the details! 

If you’ve ever heard my rants about vaccination, you know it’s a major topic with me. Because hey, I’m one of these immunosuppressed people this comic talks about, so it’s a bit of a sensitive subject. (“Oh, I’m sorry, you don’t like getting vaccinated? I don’t like having three month long respiratory infections because you gave me the freaking flu, but I guess you don’t care about that”)

Essentially, Ellen and her wonderful character Katherine have just said it better than I ever could—and using Shaun of the Dead references, too!!! It’s all about herd immunity—getting vaccinated isn’t just about your own health, it’s about the health—and non-zombification—of the entire human race.

Awesome explanation.