Back in my day...

Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option.

—Maya Angelou  (via sexual-feelings)

(Source: larmoyante)

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(Source: leethepace)

pokestory:

shavostars:

I think about pokemon in non-battle situations a lot. Like pokemon who have been trained/raised to be helpers and assistants than to be battle partners.

Pokemon visiting hospitals to cheer patience up like dogs and cats do. Or ones that help kids learn to read, speak, swim, go through therapy?! Even pokemon who’s abilities help owners with specific disabilities?!

I love thinking of pokemon outside of battle situations.

Here in PokeStory we dont usually reblog things outside the many things that happen within our staff, but we want to bring this to your attention as a point of inspiration. This is pretty much one of the cores of what PokeStory is: Pokemon and humans living together without the necessity of battle.

PokeStory was created to illustrate an aspect of Pokemon that most people dont recognize: the companionship of Pokemon, the sense of mystery, discovery and enchantment in a new world. And as time goes by, the characters you meet become more than an NPCs and scripted pieces of data to become companions and inspirations.

We hope you appreciate this fanart for its exceptional message and world view. Hopefully it will inspire many of our readers as well! 

-The PokeStory Staff

gamegeneral:

krystal-cage:

please just watch this

"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possibly be that great."
I was wrong.

SHOW. WHAT. NOW.

Everything is awesome

I want a recording of all of my buddies singing this song acapella.

Animal Crossing

Any of you have new leaf? Wanna exchange friend codes and connect?

trilliath:

geekgirlsmash:

roane72:

shayvaalski:

xezav:

太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股

best swear ever

OH GOD OH GOD THEY MEAN REAL THINGS. 

Dude, you didn’t know that? Pretty much all of the Chinese in Firefly was a classic example of Getting Shit Past the Censors.

Firefly’s 15 Best Chinese Curses and How To Say Them

Just in case you needed to know useful Chinese phrases like “Holy mother of god and all her wacky nephews.”

My favorite is Holy Testicle Tuesday, 神聖的睾丸週二

(Source: maxtremist)

dorkly:

dweeaboos:



blackjackgabbiani said:

There aren’t nearly enough legendaries being shamed.





I can not agree more

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The 30 Best Pieces of Pokemon Shaming Art
Ever since pet shaming became a thing, the internet has waited with bated breath for the day Pokemon shaming would also become a thing (well, okay, maybe just me). Well, folks - that day has arrived. Now we can finally publicly shame Pokemon for all the crap they put trainers through…
To see our favorite pieces of Pokemon shaming art, click here!

dorkly:

dweeaboos:

I can not agree more
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The 30 Best Pieces of Pokemon Shaming Art

Ever since pet shaming became a thing, the internet has waited with bated breath for the day Pokemon shaming would also become a thing (well, okay, maybe just me). Well, folks - that day has arrived. Now we can finally publicly shame Pokemon for all the crap they put trainers through…

To see our favorite pieces of Pokemon shaming art, click here!